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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – The musical

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – The musical

Premise

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – The Musical is a comedy about Christopher Hitchman, a recovering alcoholic, National Geographic photographer, atheist who goes to a deeply religious community to find and make amends to his estranged daughter.

The music for this show is being written by Jonathan Monroe.

Theme

Family is the most important thing, and pasta, pasta is good too.

Hook

Splash zone for holy water!

How To Get a Copy

To order this play, please contact the playwright.

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