Full Length
2f/3m
Written as homage to Neil Simon; the visitors in this Calgary hotel deal with life and love through laugher.
Pain plus time equals comedy.
Holed up in a hotel room being reunited with old loves and funeral planning has never been funnier.
Funeral Fore! is one of three plays published in a trilogy called Palliser Suite. To order this play please contact Frontenac House.
Producers and ADs, please contact the playwright.
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