Dealing with Obsessive Compulsive behavior, Tourette’s, deafness and two sisters make it through 24 hours of a home reno.
The definition of insanity is doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results.
Funny repetitive and musical, did we say funny?
To order this play, please contact the playwright.
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